Hypothetical Questions For My Wedding Day Or Yours
I was always told by my father that the best way to know if my wedding is going to be perfect is to ask myself hypothetical questions. Whenever he said that he wanted his little girl to be absolutely sure about her big day, he suggested creating insane questions that would give me perspective. Well, my main aim was to have a great time. I wanted to feel energized by it, not drained by it.
If you think about some of the questions I’m about to ask, I want you to take them lightly and have fun with them. Here are some hypothetical questions:
Would I charge money for drinks if my wedding were viewed as a party? Or would drinks be free so that everyone can get as smashed as possible?
What would make someone choose my wedding over someone else’s if they had to choose between going to one or the other? Why would they choose mine over someone else’s?
Would my wedding be something I looked back on fondly or would it be one of those cautionary tale 30 for 30 episodes? Would people gather around to watch for all the wrong reasons or for all the right reasons?
If my wedding represented a professional sports franchise, how would it be perceived? Would it be seen as the high flying, high scoring fun team that everyone wants to watch or would it be seen as the slow, boring defensive team that everyone struggles to keep their eyes open?
When I get hurt and only have one chance to use the wedding venue I’ve chosen, would I be willing to say screw it, I’ll walk down the aisle on a stretcher before losing my spot?
Do I want someone to roast my fiancée a little because he likes that sort of thing or should I hire a tribute band for one of my favorite bands “The Cure” for my wedding?
Are people going to enjoy the food at my wedding more than the actual wedding? I don’t know how I’d feel about this. I want people to remember the food, but I also want them to remember the eye candy that’s going to be me in my angelic wedding dress. The awesome food can just be a bonus.
I want everything to be as equal as possible going into the marriage, so if my fiancé screws up his vows, should I screw up mine as well?
I know some people might take these hypotheticals more seriously than they should, but they are all hypothetical. My answers to all of these are private, but I’m willing to share some of them with my girlfriends. I’m sure they’ll really enjoy question number 5.